Anonymous asked: sooo im gonna drink for the first time & im 18. any advice?
Just don’t get so wasted that you end up vomiting all over the lawn chair and grass at an Asian frat party. Then you’ll be too shit-faced to walk, and a guy will have to carry you back to your friend’s car.
…because that’s what happened to me. OTL
I feel you, Sid.
— Peter Cameron, Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You
wat u want
Anonymous asked: i just found out i have cancer and IM GONNA BEAT THIS SHEEEIIIIT. YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG GUY, CANCER. IM GONNA BEAT YOU SO HARD, YOU'RE GONNA GET CANCER.
Best of luck, anon. I believe in you.<3